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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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After I fix the blaster, I decide to take a break. I stroll over to the Montfoortse Toren. Man, that tower is old! Like, older than my grandma. I sit on a bench, chugging water, and just take it all in. The view is dope. You can see the whole city from up there. I’m thinking, “This place is kinda beautiful.” But then, I see a pigeon. And not just any pigeon. This one’s got a serious attitude. It struts up to me like it owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, back off!”

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